January 2012
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The Rants of Mrs.Donnelly: When Justice is NOT... →
seethingpoeticdeviant:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/women/marybeth_tinning/index.html
The above link is to a page on tru TV about “mothers” who have murdered their own children. Tho there is one missing from this list that I and MANY other feel very strongly, should be present on this list….
December 2011
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November 2011
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September 2011
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Auto Correct Fails →
You must. Seriously. Now.
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Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai:
wizasaur:
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paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
“WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.” Truth.
July 2011
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June 2011
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I'm done thinking about you - What a waste of...
Wide awake, my mistake So predictable You were fake, I was great Nothing personal
I’m moving on But you’re left behind A pretty face But the chase ain’t worth the prize I’m gonna break your little heart Watch you take the fall Laughing all the way to the hospital ‘Cause there’s nothing surgery can do I’m gonna break your little heart Show you to...
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: four “plus-size” models were shot by... →
a-dom:
four “plus-size” models were shot by photographer steven meisel for a 10-page spread—and cover—for vogue italia’s june issue.
elizabeth taylor served as the inspiriation for the black and white photos featuring models marquita pring, tara lynn, candice huffine and robyn lawley. the resulting…
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It was you and me and one hot summer Beading up...
May 2011
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I would like to hug you now. Goodnight.
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Mommy Rant
I was reading an article about a couple who is choosing to not release the sex of their child, even to close friends and family. Their reasoning? To let the child decide who s/he wants to be.
Anyone that knows me and my family knows that I have very open views of how children should be raised. Some people find certain methods of my parenting to be slightly unconventional while others think...
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I can’t get you out of my head and it hurts again. I hate how you make me feel.
Broken.
And there’s nothing you can do about it now.
When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever. — Author Unknown
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Can’t you see That I wanna be There with open arms? It’s empty tonight And I’m all alone Get me through this one Do you notice I’m gone Where do you run to So far away I want you to know that I miss you I miss you so I want you to know that I miss you I miss you so I’m writing again these letters to you aren’t much I know But I’m not sleeping, and...
March 2011
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Check him out
Nick Farr, keyboardist. Amazing.
January 2011
6 posts
Cole: You better west something warm! We have a terror fighting storm coming!
Mehkaelie: Terrifying.
Cole: What is?
Mehkaelie: The storm?
Cole: Don't worry I'll protect you and mom.
Mehkaelie: what?? No..oh nevermind. Thanks bub.
: they need to invent teleporters already.. wtf science, progress already
Me: So what is your stance on Duct Tape?
Someone: I think I'd prefer like rope or satin sheets .. handcuffs .. You know .. cause I have like really freaking hairy arms and that shit hurts no matter how slow you rip it off....
Me: Uhhh... I meant like in general... like .. fixing things...
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December 2010
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Me: Sleeping with multiple people without some sort of romantic involvement that isn't sex is slutty, yes.
Chuck: Well it wasn't like "Hey can I bum a fuck I'll pay you back Tuesday."
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Who says rebounds are only fun in basketball..
November 2010
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Me: I decided on what bra to wear, that's progress.
Jarred: That's only progress if you're only planning on wearing the bra.
Jonny: I'm hoping not to pass this junk on, but I tested negative for flu and strep. Supposedly a sinus infection.
Me: Yuck no fun, I'm sorry you're not feeling well.
Jonny: As long as it's not madflucowebolaids.. ya don't want THAT.
Me: Or have to pronounce it more than once.
Jonny: Just wait til you hear what they prescribe for that!!
Me: Tell me!
Jonny: ROOT BEER!! Heh. Sorry I got nuthin'.
Me: Totally left me hangin there. Wanna try again?
Jonny: Um.. fluxo-furo-copa-vaga-cedri-phoston-acuphendrine-agra-phene. Or a generic derivative thereof.
Me: Right on. If I ever need someone to come up with a word for me on the fly, I know who to contact.
Jonny: I'm all over it. Like flies on.... er... other flies.
Me: Kinky.
Jonny: There's gotta be a fly-porn site around SOMEwhere... oh, wait, it's here: www.discoverychannel.com
